{"product_id":"one-year-of-one-page-rpgs-volume-3-9781913032296","title":"One Year of One-Page RPGs: Volume 3","description":"\u003cp\u003eBeautiful Space Pirates! Sexy Battle Wizards! Goats! All these and more await you in Volume 3 of THIRTEEN ONE-PAGE RPGs.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eGrant’s been writing and releasing one-page RPGs for free through his Patreon for over three years – but if you’d like to get your hands on high-quality physical versions, complete with never-released-online exclusive back page content, you can order this signed collection of loose-leaf games in a binder.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eThese games have also been lovingly laid out and illustrated by Grant, who somehow remains an amateur in both fields. (The cover illustration is by Jessica Kuczynski.)\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eIt also comes with a handy download of every front page game as PDFs.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eWhat's in the book?\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eThis pack includes 13 main games and 13 back pages, which are:\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBE PREPARED: Boy scouts struggle to survive overnight as an ancient terror hunts from the dark woods at the centre of the camp. Contains a buddy system-focused hit point mechanic!\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack page: Gruesome minions and omens delivered by the terror.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBEAUTIFUL SPACE PIRATES (In: The Galaxy’s Most Dangerous Funeral!): You’re a dashing young scoundrel and it’s up to you and your crew to secure your inheritance by fulfilling some of the most outlandish requirements ever outlined in a pirate’s will.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack page: Five further adventures featuring the Beautiful Space Pirates.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eDUNGEONSCRAWL: The palace of the Briar Prince invades the world you know when the stars are right. Generate the shifting corridors as a group and play through to seize your heart’s desire with a simple D20 system.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack page: Tiger Woods’ Tiger Woods, a game where you must escape a mad golf theme park.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eGOAT CRASHERS: You’re a cheeky little goat and you want to party. Only problem is, humans keep trying to kick you out! Are you going to stand for that?\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack page: Ghost Crashers, which is the same thing, but about ghosts rather than goats.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eKOBOLD ENDEAVOUR: You’re a scaly dragonling whelp on a mission for the MIGHTY DRAGON KING: to pocket as much stuff as possible from a rival dragon’s horde before you get killed. 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