{"product_id":"one-year-of-one-page-rpgs-volume-1-9781913032081","title":"One Year of One-Page RPGs: Volume 1","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis pack includes 13 main games and 13 back pages, which are:\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eTHE WITCH IS DEAD, where you play murderous woodland animals attempting to gain revenge for the death of their mistress.\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack Page: LITTLE HELPERS, in which you play demons accidentally summoned by a good witch and now must help her go on a date to the county fair using only your nightmare hell-magicks\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eTHE GOLDEN SEA, a D20 game of traders and mystics setting sail across a trackless ocean of sand\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack Page: Additional material for The Golden Sea, including equipment, portents, encounter tables and Upsearchings, crystalline miracles from the Goddesses that grow up from beneath the dunes\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eWE THREE KINGS, in which you play the three dudes from the bible and stop King Herod’s plot to kill the baby Jesus with swordplay, necromancy and two-fisted sorcery\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack Page: THREE KINGS’ HILL, an unrelated fantasy dungeon that nevertheless contains an eye the size of a small house\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eADVENTURE DICE, a simple numberless storytelling game for kids, which includes special dice to cut out and colour in\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack Page: An adventurer generator for Adventure Dice, or really any fantasy game\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eWE THAT REMAIN, a survival horror game played with a single deck of cards, in which you will all probably die\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eBack Page: A map of the Space Station Elysium, designed for use with We That Remain, that details an abandoned space colony that accidentally opened a portal into Hades\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eHONEY HEIST, a game in which you are a criminal bear with two stats: CRIMINAL and BEAR; 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