In what is described as 'an 8 year old's fever dream,' New York Times bestselling author Jim Benton (Dear Dumb Diary, Happy Bunny, Catwad) introduces us to Bill Waddler. Bill is a duck who dreams of being smothered by farting snakes. He also has a special gift. He is able to hear appliances complain. Imag-ine what toilets would complain about. Bill doesn't need to imagine. While working as a cash-only hay seller (that doesn't accept credit cards), Bill doesn't know that he, and a very confused orange juice sales clerk, are about to save the world. If you could hear this book complain, it would be saying 'where have you been all my life?' Available in softcover and hardcover editions.